VACATION DAYS

Employee: Boss can I have the day off tomorrow?

Boss: So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking

for: There are 365 days per year available for work.

There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per

week, leaving 261 days available for work.

Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170

days, leaving only 91 days available.

You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break which counts for 23 days

each year, leaving only 68 days available.

With a 1 hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only

22 days available for work.

You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave.

This leaves you only 20 days per year available for work.

We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down

To 15 days.

We generously give 14 days vacation per year which leaves only 1 day

available for work and I'll be darned if you are going to take that day

off!