PLUMBERS AND LAWYERS

After finding a leak in the bathroom, the lawyer's secretary called the

plumber, who fixed it in a matter of minutes.

The bill, however, was substantial. So substantial that the lawyer called to

complain. "You weren't here for more than ten minutes," he said, "and I

don't charge that much for an hour."

"I know," retorted the plumber sympathetically, "and I didn't either, when I

was a lawyer