Parable- Teacher versus Administrator

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and

spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me,

can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't

know where I am."

The woman below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon hovering

approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees

north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

"You must be a teacher," said the balloonist.

"I am." replied the woman, "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically

correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact

is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far."

The woman below responded, "You must be an administrator."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the woman, You don't know where you are or where you are

going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot

air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep. You expect someone

else to solve your problem. And the fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault.