In no particular order, I like:

When I get up in the morning I do the following, in this order:

  1. Tell the alarm clock to snooze
  2. Snooze for 9 minutes
  3. Tell the alarm clock to snooze again
  4. Snooze for 5 minutes
  5. Try to roll out of bed, fail, land face down on the floor
  6. Feign unconsciousness for 4 minutes
  7. Finally turn the alarm clock off

Here's how I do the following things:

Here's my bucket list, and why:

  1. Do a long-distance bike ride again
  2. Visit NYC again