Grading of Final Exams

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Dept. of Statistics:

All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve.

Dept. of Psychology:

Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and

turn them in. The professor opens the books and assigns the first

grade that comes to mind.

Dept. of History:

All students get the same grade they got last year.

Dept. of Religion:

Grade is determined by God.

Dept. of Philosophy:

What is a grade?

Law School:

Students are asked to defend their position of why they should

receive an A.

Dept. of Mathematics:

Grades are variable.

Dept. of Logic:

If and only if the student is present for the final and the

student has accumulated a passing grade then the student will

receive an A else the student will not receive an A.

Dept. of Computer Science:

Random number generator determines grade.

Music Department:

Each student must figure out his grade by listening to the

instructor play the corresponding note (+ and - would be sharp and

flat respectively).

Dept. of Physical Education:

Everybody gets an A.